modern au were the Capulets and Montagues decide to settle their differences once and for all at Family Feud
ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those lame ass blue and green motherfuckers gettin all the love
excuse you, my eyes are blue and in the sun they get a steely gray glint just around the pupil and they look pretty damn awesome.
In honor of the two conflicting holidays
there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die
She just died like 17 times in that fight
Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better
too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds
"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"
Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as women are evolving at alarming rates.